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Don't Trust a Man

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Tight pants, boxers underneath
Got the last bit of lip balm off my lip
And he's an Actor but he ain't got no need
He's got money from his parents in a trust fund back east

My t-t-tongues always pressed to my cheek
While yours is on the inside of some other girls teeth
And you so-called "boyfriend", you say you got beef
I bet a little girl could kick your ass

He wants to touch me, woo ooh
He wants to love me, woo ooh
He'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, woo ooh
Don't trust a man, never trust a man
Won't trust a man 'cause they don't trust me

He wants to touch me, woo ooh
He wants to love me, woo ooh
He'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, woo ooh
Don't trust a man, never trust a man
Won't trust a man 'cause they don't trust me

X's on the back of your hands
Washed them in the bathroom to drink like the bands
And the set list, you stole off the stage
Has red and purple lipstick all over the page

B-b-big mark, covers your cheek
Bottle gripped firm in your palm
And the best is, no one knows who you are
Just another guy alone at the bar

He wants to touch me, woo ooh
He wants to love me, woo ooh
He'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, woo ooh
Don't trust a man, never trust a man
Won't trust a man 'cause they don't trust me

He wants to touch me, woo ooh
He wants to love me, woo ooh
He'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, woo ooh
Don't trust a man, never trust a man
Won't trust a man 'cause they don't trust me

Shush boy, shut your lips
I'll do the Helen Keller and talk with my hips
I said shush boy, shut your lips
I'll do the Helen Keller and talk with my hips
I said shush boy, shut your lips
I'll do the Helen Keller and talk with my hips

He wants to touch me, woo ooh
He wants to love me, woo ooh
He'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, woo ooh
Don't trust a man, never trust a man
Won't trust a man 'cause they don't trust me

He wants to touch me, woo ooh
He wants to love me, woo ooh
He'll never leave me woo ooh, woo ooh, woo ooh
Don't trust a man, never trust a man
Won't trust a man 'cause they don't trust me
A female version of 3OH!3's "Don't Trust a Hoe"

These lyrics were bouncing around in my head today.

Decided to type them~

Let me know what you think!

Original lyrics (c) 3OH!3
Female Version of "Don't Trust a Hoe" (c) :iconblizzardemmafoxcat:
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coolblue22's avatar
Nice~
For some reason I thought of Breaker there....